Don't Fear the Reaper

We were walking last Saturday evening when this gentleman started yelling, “Rescue me! Get me away from the Reaper!”

Since he was only half there, we figured he was a goner already. A person has to know which battles to fight! Anyone who’s in that bad of shape can’t be patched up very well.

Blue Öyster Cult may not fear the Grim Reaper, but I’d rather avoid him for as long as possible.