Power Tools Are a Girl's Best Friend

I disagree with Marilyn Monroe in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. Power tools are a girl’s best friend. What can you do with a diamond? Now I love my wedding ring’s rock, but otherwise,

“Power Tools Are a Girl's Best Friend”!

The French were bred to die for love
They delight in giving jewels
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive tools
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But power tools are a girl's best friend
A drill is grand because it helps you fix your rental
Or when the tire's flat, or just to kill a sewer rat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But table saw or miter saw
These tools don't lose their value
Power tools are a girl's best friend

DeWalt and Cooper Tools
Talk to me, Black & Decker, tell me all about it
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But power tools are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a hard boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that vise or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when the start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Power tools are a girl's best friend
I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But power tools are a girl's best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
Are better bets if little pets get a nice saw set
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Mr. Stanley's

Power tools
Power tools
I don't mean cheap ones
Yes, Power Tools
Are A Girl's Best Friend